SATAY LOVERS (BARBECUE)
Dear Satay Lovers, after consuming Satay, do not forget to eat some cucumber, because eating Satay together with carbon after barbequing can cause cancer. But now, we have a solution for that case. Cucumber should be eaten after we eat the Satay because Satay contains carcinogen, which is a cancer causing element, and cucumber is anti-carcinogenic. Obviously, don't forget to eat the cucumber the next time you consume your Satays.

PRAWNS & VIT C
Now, to all prawn lovers, make sure that you do not take prawns after taking Vitamin C tablets. The prawn will cause you to die in ARSENIC toxication within hours! Symptoms of people suffer from arsenic includes violent stomach pains in the region of the bowels, excessive saliva production, vomiting, diarrhea, urinary organs occasionally affected with violent burning pains and suppression, convulsions and cramps, eyes red and sparkling, delirium and finally death.

SHAMPOO!
There are recent reports of cancer-causing substances found in shampoos. Do check up your shampoo that you use daily. Make sure that the ingredients listed on your shampoo bottle do not contain Sodium Laureth Sulfate, or simply SLS. This substance is found in most shampoos; manufacturers use it because it produces a lot of foam and it is cheap. But the fact is, SLS is used to scrub garage floors, and it is extremely strong and harmful! It is also proven that it can cause cancer in the long run, and this is no joke.

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”- Mark Twain